Signs that you are getting old (Thanks Topangabay for your help on this one)

instead of listening to the radio stations morning show that is hip and all they do is talk about sex you find your self flipping on the station known as the mix where they talk about low key events like the DJ's mom giving her results of who should be kicked off of dancing w/ the stars
you take tums
you have to go to the doctor much more often for strange pains that you are feeling in your body
10pm is so your bed time
you start to find that you have more in common w/ someone who is ten years older then you instead of someone who is ten years younger then you
you actually start to pay attention to politics
it's hard to bend over and pick things up off the floor
you talk about high school like it was yesterday but then realize your 10year reunion is coming up in a few months
you've known someone for over 20 years
you pay a mortgage
you buy 'sensible' shoes
you can no longer shop at Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle. and you can forget even walking into the store forever 21 b/c the size of the shorts there would only fit on one of your butt cheeks
You buy face cream to help stop the wrinkles
you have wrinkles
you want a car with a lot of airbags and is easy to get into the back seatto hook up a car seat if needed
you cut coupons
you feel awkward when you go to a club and realize you're the oldest onethere
you have ideas of quilts that you want to make and want to start to learn how to crochet
you can't sleep past 8am even on weekends
you have a 401K
you start to daydream of what your kids will look like instead of daydreaming of what meeting justin timberlake would be like
a good evening is staying in with friends and playing games
you now believe you have a biological clock and yes it's ticking
you're an aunt/uncle
you find a grey hair
you can't eat certain foods because you know what it will do to yourstomach
you realize that you spent years trying to not get pregnant and now all youwant is to get pregnant
panties that go up your butt are not cool anymore
aunt flo FINALLY becomes regular
you are no longer embarrassed to buy feminine products or condoms
you only shave your legs in the summer
you live with a boy/girl that's not a roommate
you have to pay for your own vacations and can no longer rely on yourparents to pay
you have to buy your own present for someone getting married/having ababy/etc.
you forget how old you're going to be on your birthday
once you remember how old you are you lie to yourself and friends on your age to make yourself feel better
your parents call you on the wrong day to wish you a happy birthday becuaseeven they can't remember back to when you were born..it was that long ago
your boobs aren't as perky as they once were
you can't go out drinking and make it to work okay the next day
you no longer have the desire to drink until you're drunk
you are in your "late 20s"
you watch the news
holidays are no longer fun for you now but you love to watch the little ones get excited about them
you no longer are ok w/ dating mr. right now you now want to find mr. right
birthday parties are no longer that fun for you