Take a chill pill

OK so lately I have not been able to manage my stress levels very well. Well actually it is pretty horrible. My psoriasis has been flaring up, I think I'm on my way to getting an ulcer and I also have black spots in my vision! So here are some of the things that maybe I could try to help my stress situation.

Quit my job. Either I could become a bum or I get a job where pretty much I have to ask is 'Would you like some fries w/ that?'

Start using the stress ball that I have. But I think that the stress ball is mocking me. It is bright orange w/ a smiley face on it and really what it is trying to say to me is 'Yeah that's right use me to de-stress yourself but what I'm really going to do is give you a cramp in your hand so you will be walking around w/a claw for a hand!' That damn smiley stress ball.

I could get a Zen garden for my desk at work. I could sit at my desk and rake my sand and rearrange the rocks. That does sound peaceful but I don't work w/ the nicest of people so first off they would make fun of me and secondly they would probably put water in my sand and write you suck in the wet sand.

If anyone has some suggestions on how I should de-stress at work please let me know.