Stay away you crazy woman

A few weeks ago I forwarded on to some of my friends an email that a co worker sent me. This co workers name is Sophia. She had around Labor Day told me that her daughter had broken up w/ her b/f and was just hanging around the house not doing anything, then she mentioned that maybe her and I should maybe hang out one time. I was so shocked that I don't even think words came out of my mouth. Then one day maybe a week later she emailed her daughter and copied me in and in the email she was saying to her daughter 'Here is the girl I was telling you about, here is her email. Email her and try to set something up" WTF!!! I was totally shocked that someone would do that. Luckily her daughter never emailed me. I was nervous that my co-worker would try to talk to me again so every time she walked past me I would pick up the phone and start dialing so she wouldn't talk to me. All was going good until yesterday right before I left to come home. I was trying to register to vote and all of a sudden I heard her voice behind me.

She: Melissa, Have I ever showed you a pic of my family?

Me: NO

Laying the pic down on my desk then she said: This is my oldest daughter who is 27, her husband, my other daughter who is in college, and here is the daughter I have been telling you about, she is your age. (She had before told me that her daughter was 21)

Me: Oh so she is 28 almost 29?

Her: You are that old, you don't look that old!

(me thinking that she would stop the harassment b/c I'm much older then this youngster)

Her: Well maybe you can come over to our house for lunch one day? You guys have so much in common, hair and makeup. (OK I'm sorry but you have never talked to me, how do you know that I like that stuff!)

Me (shocked): I'm kinda busy, I have night school.

Her: You can still try to meet her?

Me (shocked again): I have a boyfriend, my time is limited!

Her: Well we both live off of L*** Street so we are right down the road from you.

Me (now thinking she is stalking me): I'm thinking of getting a second job also.

Her: Oh you don't want to do that.

Me: Well you know I don't even have time to hang out w/ my own friends so I don't think this will work out.

Her: Well maybe when you have free time you can come over.

OMG!!! Just give up lady. You would think that my excuses are an obvious attempt to get you to leave me alone. You psycho freak!