List of Ways to Look Busy at Work

OK so lately I haven't been busy at work and I don't feel like asking if there is anything else for me to do. Otherwise what's going to happen is that I will be given more work and then once the holidays are over and I'm busier I would then be swamped w/ work. So instead I have come up w/ ways to look like I'm busy. Please feel free to use any of these if you fall in a similar situation.

1. It's obvious but "Work Slow" although you do run into the problem of being extremely bored.
2. I practice my Chinese writing. I get some documents from China and parts are written in Chinese. I have no idea what I'm writing but hey I'm getting better at it.
3. Stare at something that looks like it is work related but instead of really reading the document I'm trying to figure out which movie it was that Tom Cruise started to get strange.
4. I pretend I'm writing up something for work but instead I'm working on making some lists like a Target list, list of events that I would like to do w/ my friends in the upcoming year, Christmas lists (that one is a favorite), lists of songs that I might want to download.
5. Email my friends and bitch to them why I'm bored and how I don't think that I'm going to make it through the day.
6. Play a game of "You know how I know 'blank' is gay w/ my friend D. I can't name who we use in the blank part :)
7. Sing songs to myself and imagine what the dance routine would be if it was for a music video.
8. Go on myspace and stalk some people on my friends lists.
9. Go to the bathroom multiple times throughout the day. Your co-workers might start to think that you have stomach issues but if you are anything like me you do have stomach issues so it doesn't matter.
10. Once you are in the bathroom stall and you are just sitting there b/c you don't want to go back to your desk start counting the tiles on the floor. Before you know it 10 mins have passed.
11. Pretend like you are adding up all these numbers on a calculator for work but instead you are just randomly hitting numbers and then when you add them all up you are seeing how many times the number 6 comes up in your answer.
12. When the phone at work is ringing a lot and I don't want to answer it I call my cell phone and listen to all of my saved messages and just pretend that I'm busy on a work related call.