The Perfect Man.... I Don't Think So!!!!!!!!!!!!

So about 8 years ago I thought it would be fun to write a list of all the qualities that I thought the perfect man would have... I just found this list in my dresser and thought it was funny how I now know that there is no such thing... But just for giggles I wanted to share my list.

He would have....

brown straight short hair
green eyes
around 5 foot 10 inches
built
tan
clean eyebrows
deep voice
has a tattoo
not hairy
small feet (I don't like feet so the small the better)
nice hands
small nose
good teeth
smiles a lot
no ear rings
not small lips
no bean pole - need some meat on him
makes everyone laugh
non smoker
no drugs
casual drinker
likes to dance
educated
holds doors open
has a sports car
likes my kind of music
athletic
is one of my best friends
protective but not jealous
knows when to be serious
doesn't talk too much (like all the time)
doesn't dress better then me
knows about computers
good w/ kids
dresses casual but wears a suit to work
nice to his parents
likes to shop
loves to cuddle
likes having pics taken of himself
was in the military
in winter wears flannal pjs
no pointed chin
likes hugs
someone who says my name when he talks to me
would let me sleep in his clothes
catholic
would watch Miss America or gymnastics w/ me
knows how to cook
clean person
can buy me clothes that I would like
isn't a wimp, i'm the girl in the relationship
isn't afraid to cry, but not all the time
doesn't show off in front of his friends
likes to drive
smells good
take charge kind of guy
likes cats
2 to 3 years older then me
likes to travel
isn't insecure but not cocky.