Please come stalk me.... is what it says on my forehead!

Ok so I have a somewhat stalker again.... yes for some reason I get these strange guys who do some strange things. Most of my stories are good but I'm going to talk about my current stalker. His name is Kurt and until Friday I really didn't know much about him besides that he somehow knew my boss and that he liked rock music. Anyways I will start from the beginning.


One day I answered the phone at work. It was someone (Kurt) asking for my boss Dave. Well before I could transfer him to Dave, Kurt just started asking me questions. I was very stand offish to him but he just kept on asking. He did also get my name. The next day he called again. I knew just from his voice who he was (although at the time I didn't know his name) and he called and told me a joke. He said that he would call me everyday and tell me one. And he did for about a week and let me add that I still wasn't friendly on the phone w/ him. But he did say maybe you should give me your email so that way I don't have to bother you at work by me calling all the time. I give it to him thinking that my torture would end. I just wouldn't email back and he would get the hint. Well that didn't work. He called me to tell me that I wasn't emailing him.... GREAT! Now I had to email him. Which I kinda did. But this time I had told my direct boss and that I thought it was strange. Dave mentioned him to me so I knew that Kurt had mentioned me to him... GROSS!! Anyways Dave and Sally were laughing about the whole issue so I didn't worry about it too much.


He then a few days after asked me what kind of music I like. He then told me he was going to make me a mix CD. Ok who does that. Thinking that he was kidding I totally forgot about it. When I came back from Christmas I had an emailing from him asking if I got the CD yet. I said no but he had sent it w/ a runner and right at 3:00 that day guess what I got. A mix CD!!! Ok hold back the laughing... This is what he wrote on the package "Hi M, CD as promised. It's not hard, hard rock. Am going easy on you this time. Next one will shake the earth!! Kurt" Ok really hold back the laughing... I'm not even at the best part yet. Before NYE he send me the corniest email ever. I wished that I saved it. Ok so I thought that after the new year I was in the clear. I hadn't heard from him. I still haven't but on Friday my boss walks up to me and says 'What's w/ Kurt?' I said I don't know he's your friend! Then I got the 411 from Dave. He used to work for Dave about 15 years ago. He was married and had like 7 kids. He also never showed up for work and then his drug dealers started calling work!!! OMG! Anyways he is now telling Dave that his life is back together and that Dave needs to put in a good word for him to me!!! Seriously how do this losers find me!!!!!